Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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