This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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