Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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