is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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