It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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