Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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