dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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