How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Randomize
