then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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