You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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