I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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