we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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