Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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