Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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