I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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