So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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