i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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