i'm signing you up for texting rehab
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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