I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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