I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Randomize
