Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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