we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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