bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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