i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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