last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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