I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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