I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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