i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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