Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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