how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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