I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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