Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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