i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
