If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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