ugly people sure do ruin things
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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