its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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