hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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