Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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