Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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