Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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