I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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