So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize