I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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