direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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