D3 body, D1 cock
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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