we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Damn victory sex feels great
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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