Got a toothbrush?
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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