Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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