I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I just found a bag of teeth...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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