Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Vodka?
Forever.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
where are my eyebrows?
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