i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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