One girl and one boy is just not enough.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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