If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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