First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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