I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Rumble strips road head = magical
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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