Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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