i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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