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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj

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I think that's fair trade off

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril

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(845): View more from New York

no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.

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(574): View more from Indiana

Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.

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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.

(712): View more from Iowa

Welcome to college.

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(530): View more from California

Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me

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(812): View more from Indiana

I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night

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