Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Houston, we have a squirter
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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