Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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