just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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